Monday, May 3, 2010

If it Bleeds, It Leads

News is so horrible. I don't know how people sit and watch it all the time. But, I guess they like it because the newses (plural NEWSES?) always show the bad things, they wouldn't show it if it didn't get viewers. "Baby Gabriel is still missing, police don't know if he's dead or alive, but it's his birthday today, so..." UM WHAT?! what did you just say to me? I'll keep an eye out for baby gabriel, but man. Could have done without the heart-wrenching picture. I'd rather watch baseball.
Speaking of baseball, I watched a lacrosse game on TV a week or 7 ago. Let's rank the hardest (most rough on the body) sports to play. Hardest to easiest.
Rugby.
Football.
Lacrosse.
Hockey.
Basketball.
Volleyball.
Baseball. 
Since those are all the sports that have ever existed ever, that's probably the best list that you'll find. But you might notice that baseball is the last one on the list. Why? I like baggin' on baseball.
Baggin on Baseball. that's a good band name.
I cleaned the bathroom and I liked it. I actually realized I like cleaning. When I'm not doing anything else. If I were solely a wife and nothing else, not even a mom, I would love cleaning. I like making things orderly. But. If im busy, I hardly ever get around to it. Uht oh. Bad mom alert! Just kidding, I'm gonna be a great mom. Or at least I'm gonna work toward that. Good deal.