Finding Nemo

I set out to look for this jake man, the roommate of the ted man. if i could just interrogate him for a while i might be able to find ted more quickly. so i went to the closest apartment i could find and started knocking doors. after only three doors, a scruffy smelly slimy man answers. a hobo. i must be at the right place. so i let myself in and yelled, JAKE!? JAAAKKEE!?!? and jake emerged from the bedroom to the left. he was wearing a blue shirt. "what do you want, little girl?" um i didnt know what to say. so i said "where's the broken fridge?" "this way," he said. he took me to the fridge, and boy was it ever broken. it kinda looked like someone had placed a stick of dynamite inside and KASPODED it. the gaping hole was still smoking. i turned to jake and confided that i had never seen such a broken fridge before. i continued to inspect it and jake said, "so are you gonna fix it or not?" "i'm not here to fix the fridge, you llama lover, im here to find ted." "oh." so he left. stupid. the hobo kept trying to steal my watch and i had had enough. "goodbye hobo." and i left. but this short stop was not futile by any means. i took a sock of ted's so discreetly while i was walking out. i know. im good. nancy drew status almost. and i decided to use this sock to track ted's scent. and it was a strong scent. kinda like, lavenders blue, dilly dilly. lavenders blue.