Yogi Berra Strikes Again

[Asked, during spring training, what his hat size was] "I don't know. I'm not in shape yet."

Blossoming Right Before my Eyes

so my mom and macey and i made a trip to a little boutique in downtown mesa today and im pretty sure it transformed my life. it's called blossom. definitely one of the cutest places ever. i found myself saying phrases like, "that's fabulous!" and "oh my gosh this is so darn cute!" and "oh so gorgeous!" guess what? i dont ever use those phrases. especially not the fabulous one. blech. but it just escaped out of my mouth and i realized, the reason why i said it was because it's true. it was fabulous. everything in there was so unique and loveable and the coolest thing about it was the salon in the back of the store. yeah. it sold clothes AND haircuts. whattheheck where has this place been all my life. i bought a shirt im IN LOVE WITH (ive never been in love with a shirt before) and some earrings that are TO DIE FOR (i have never needed to die for an accessory, either.) the store turned me into a girl. a girly girl who likes, no loves, no ADORES girl things. dont worry, im still my old self, just with this refined touch of antiquity and style that was previously dormant within my soul. i love blossom. now i wish that i was rich so i could afford more things in there. bah. like that'll ever happen. most of the things in there are homemade anyway, im just gonna have to turn into my own fashion designer. nbd, kids. nbd.