Out of the Woods

So tonight is the last night for our performances and i am sad. everyone says that they are tired of it. but im not. i could do this forever. ok maybe not forever. but with breaks in between. just for the record this is all the information. mountain view high school presents INTO THE WOODS! april 16th 17th and 18th. doors open at 6 30, tickets range from $4-6. this has been one of the best experiences of my life. being on stage is like being at home. its probably my favorite place to be. and this musical has a smaller cast and i've forged some pretty awesome friendships along the way. here is the musical's synopsis........................................ there is cinderella and her story, jack and the beanstalk and his, rapunzel and hers, which also links into my story, as the baker's wife. the baker is rapunzel's brother. so rapunzel is my sister in law. following? now. we all go "into the woods" to get what we want. cinderella wants to go to the ball. jack has to sell his cow so he and his mother can live. my husband and i have to get objects to give the witch so she'll lift a spell. rapunzel is in a tower in the woods. we mostly all end up getting what we want, but, with all wishes, there also comes stipulations. the second act portrays real life. even the fairy tale characters have to experience pain and loss. the more times you see it, the more symoblism you catch. but it is a good play to just have a good time and see. full of laughs and puns. so good. and i'll miss it. definitely i need to pursue this into college. anyway. i must go relax now before tonight. i need to be revitalized for the closing night!!! peace out bloggers and bloggettes.

icky icky bitanga

tis been a long time bloggy, since i've graced you with my presence. and so far i've received a luke-warm welcome. disgusting. what kind of a pet are you!?! just kidding everyone, i love my bloggy and he loves me. we are a happy family! primary awayyyyyyyyyyyyy.. but really. bloggy is the best. he is a loyal pet and would die with me if he had to. so this is going to be short and to the point. HaPpY EaStEr tomorrow! woot! goodnight bloggy. :) sleepy time zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

its a fervent dislike

prolly the number one thing that i hate about teenagers is their tendency to live by weekends. i was thinking about this as i was driving to pick up my sister at 10 30 at night. and i was tired and had had a stressful day and no one was driving around me, then suddenly this wimp stick red car goes speeding past me and a kid in the back seat sticks his head way out the window and tries to see who i am. so what goes on inside of the kids heads when they go racing down the street with several passengers? <--- thats it. nothing. they think about the feel they get when they go fast. they think about the girls or guys they want to impress. they think about nothing that really matters in the long run. ill tell you what they dont think about. they dont think about the canal that is coming up that crosses under the street. they dont think about the fact that the only thing between them and drowning in the disgusting water is two cement poles with yellow and black stripes on them. they dont think about the possibility that a cop might be around the corner. they dont think about the mother who has her baby asleep in the back seat, tired and just wanting to get home, who might be in the way of their joy ride down brown. they dont think about the fraility of the lives that they are carrying in the car. one artery severed, one rib cage crushed, one neck broken. humans aren't invincible. i dont care what the alcohol tells you. and i think God has mercy on a lot of the teenagers in the world. i'm surprised my school still has such a large student body. because after so many times of speeding down the road, getting high at your friends house, and just doing outright stupid things, most of the kids still show up to school on monday morning. and do we really deserve it? will the reckless ever change? do they realize that if they arent doing any good in this world, they are doing bad? maybe God helps us for the mothers. God feels the pain of the mothers, and although the kids do stupid things, the mothers does pray that jimmy comes home sometime sunday morning. they hope that sarah doesnt need to go to rehab. they wish that weekends weren't the only thing that their kids looked forward to and that maybe one kid at school would provide a house to hang out at, free of drugs and porn and alcohol and stupid drivers. i wish more kids had a place like that. its a serious pet peeve of mine. teenagers and their one track minds. its a pity that kids arent like the kids back before the flappers. back before teens decided, "hey. im a person. i can choose. i can choose what i want. and i will choose it cuz mom says i cant." rebellion is retarded. driving fast is dangerous. and i hope God has mercy on me when i make mistakes. and when my children make mistakes. and when their children make mistakes. and maybe someday the kids around here will learn by example. maybe joe wont come to school on monday. and everyone will go a little bit slower next time they drive down brown road.

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HER CU LES

dealing with teenagers is a big pain in the patootski. especially when half of them are 16, 17, 18 year old boys with attention spans of 13 seconds, tops. now i say i want to be a teacher, and i still do, i think. but not a high school teacher. because all the kids have senior-itis and blow off all of their assignments and spend all their time with their girlfriend and/or boyfriend. and not a junior high teacher. because all those kids are little rebels without a cause. no. i want to teach.... ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! *gasp!* yes, shocking, i know. but! i love kids. and i feel that someone in the world needs to provide a positive learning experience for those little guys. if you start to hate school in elementary, what is high school going to be like? and yes, i know, there will be kids that just dont like school. i get it. but i want to get in there and love what i do, because i know and have had too many teachers that hate their job and hate kids. well NEWSFLASH! IF YOU DONT LIKE KIDS, DONT BE A TEACHER! gosh, some people are so stupid. ha and they didn't get into teaching for money, so whats the point, people, i mean really. i think we should have a national "fire all the teachers who hate their job" week, and fire them. all at once. in a big auditorium. "Mrs. So and So, please report to the auditorium immediately, thank you." and that solves the school's budget crisis. three words. i. am. genius.