Wednesday, April 1, 2009

HER CU LES

dealing with teenagers is a big pain in the patootski. especially when half of them are 16, 17, 18 year old boys with attention spans of 13 seconds, tops. now i say i want to be a teacher, and i still do, i think. but not a high school teacher. because all the kids have senior-itis and blow off all of their assignments and spend all their time with their girlfriend and/or boyfriend. and not a junior high teacher. because all those kids are little rebels without a cause. no. i want to teach.... ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! *gasp!* yes, shocking, i know. but! i love kids. and i feel that someone in the world needs to provide a positive learning experience for those little guys. if you start to hate school in elementary, what is high school going to be like? and yes, i know, there will be kids that just dont like school. i get it. but i want to get in there and love what i do, because i know and have had too many teachers that hate their job and hate kids. well NEWSFLASH! IF YOU DONT LIKE KIDS, DONT BE A TEACHER! gosh, some people are so stupid. ha and they didn't get into teaching for money, so whats the point, people, i mean really. i think we should have a national "fire all the teachers who hate their job" week, and fire them. all at once. in a big auditorium. "Mrs. So and So, please report to the auditorium immediately, thank you." and that solves the school's budget crisis. three words. i. am. genius.

1 comment:

  1. You are cracking me up!!! And I am still on your side about the Wal-Mart paper!! Your teacher must've been pmsing that day or something weird. Maybe she has a night job at Walmart???

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